Tamaki Suou

I would like to preface this entry by announcing that there is nothing that merits your worry.

Nonetheless, there is a matter that should be known by the ship. I believe I have yet again been cursed - cursed in the most exhausting manner. If I must be honest, I am convinced Nekozawa-senpai is yet again in fault. If I was not as terrified of him as I am I would have stern words for him!

As for me, I will request you all to keep a distance from me - I would not want the curse to jump on you!

Greetings, my friends! I feel as it has been an eternity since the last time I spoke with most of you. Certainly, I have been distracted with certain other activities, but fear not, for I still desire to spend my time with you!

Now, let us do a meme!

Two questions, one answer!

You comment with your user-name, and someone will ask you two questions, in response, you will choose one question to answer! Simple, is it not?

What: France takes his "vital-region taking" powers back from Tamaki.
Who: France come2niichan and Tamaki pirate_beau
When: Sometime after Tamaki's "veing et un" entry.
Why: Because France has been wanting this power back for A WHILE NOW and Tamaki might get raped if this continues (although he might anyway).

( if you can't see what's going to happen, you don't know france. and that's a shame )

Attention, tous!

It is my greatest pleasure to announce a new service being provided by the Ouran Host Club. Before, while romantic, our services were rather tame. Now, we are open for any kind of service that your body might desire. Come by and try us, s'il vous plait! I am more than ready to fulfill any particular need you might have.

That being said, Kyouya will not be a part of this new service.

I bring both good news and... terrible news.

Luckily, it seems as though the gods have decided to smile upon me once again, and my beautiful body is once again with me. Oh, how have I missed you! I shall inflict my beauty upon everybody else - this is a promise!

Unfortunately, I seem to have caught the "disease" that was affecting both France-san and Kyon-san. Currently, there are... people, people all over the place. It is more than disturbing knowing that I had less control over myself as I thought I did. This is too much to deal with for a shoujo manga character!!

Oh, cruel fate, must you play with me??

I have barely recovered from an almost-fatal disease, which left me energy-less and close to my death bed, but I thought I was doing better! I thought I would spring from this bed and look at the world and shout "THAT WAS ENOUGH! NOW, IT IS TIME FOR ME TO REJOICE IN THE SPRINGTIME OF MY YOUTH!"

Yet, today I wake up to find that I have been YET AGAIN cursed! Cursed in the worst way possible - I have lost my body, or rather, it has been replaced by this unsightly, rather ugly armor. Is this a punishment from the gods? Has my beauty reached such inhuman levels that it was taken away by jealous divinities who simply could not stand how much joy I brought by my mere appearance?

Or... perhaps... HAVE I DIED? Am I a ghost, silently looking at this world from a hollow armor? I do not like this! If I died, how did it happen?? There are many things I would still like to do! I am not ready to leave this earthly plane!!

Nekosawa-senpai... is this your doing...?

What: Tamaki being his dumbass self and deciding to relive Kyouya's childhod.
Who: Kyouya (noturmommma) and Tamaki (pirate_beau)
Why: I don't need a reason
When: IDK anymore man, some nights ago?

( In case you didn't notice, this was written under extreme tiredness )

Everybody - we shall be arriving at Casino Island sometime tomorrow - or so I believe! It is a wonderful opportunity for all of us to relax and enjoy a well-deserved rest. Most importantly, however, is that tomorrow is a very special date: Aniki's birthday!

Now, I did not have the time to plan the great celebration Aniki deserves for tomorrow - so we will have to have TWO parties. The first one will be a rather small dinner for both the members of the S.S. Haruhi the Second and the Thousand Sunny. Then, a couple of weeks from now - on March 21st - we shall have another, BIGGER party - everybody is invited! In fact, everybody should attend!

And of course, keep this a secret from Aniki!



[[ooc: this is filtered from Sanji. This is the time if you want to ask Tamaki to celebrate other birthdays conjoined with Sanji's. Pretend you didn't see all the changes - also, the party will be posted on the 18th of March.]]

I will be the first one to say that the Valentine's Day party was entirely a success!

This island is simply wonderful! There is vegetation as far as the eye can see, and the sun shines down on us like a glorious message from the skies! Unfortunately, we have no had the opportunity to investigate far into the island, but we will - soon!!

Aya-san asked me to teach how to play the piano, and of course I am delighted to do so - but I was wondering if anybody else would be interested in learning? You might not get as many lessons as Aya-san, but I can teach you whenever we meet.

♥ Valentine's day party! ♥

Welcome all to the S.S. Haruhi the Second! The Host Club and Company (tm) hopes you will enjoy your time with us. Most of the areas are open for visitors except for the rooms (although we knows SOME OF YOU will break in anyway) and the kitchen (we appreciate not having to burn our table). As usual, be wary of any possible traps set by the twins and, on this special occasion, watch out for Cupid! You never know who you might be falling in love with by the end of the night. Feel free to assume there are kotatsu everywhere.

PS: FOR MM CANON, THE PARTY IS GOING ON THROUGHOUT SATURDAY THE 14TH.

Costumes:
Hunny -> Cupid
Tamaki -> Eros
Kyouya -> Hades
Hikaru -> Hermes
Kaoru ->
Haruhi -> Aphrodite (MUCH AGAINST HER BETTER JUDGMENT AND TAMAKI'S DELIGHT)
Aya -> Athena
Mori-> Hercules?

Feel free to tell me the rest I'm shooting blanks.

It seems we have a new member to our crew - Loid-kun, I hope you enjoy your stay with us! Please, feel free to approach us with any questions you might have.

And if there is anybody in need of a ride or a place to sleep, please, do let me now! You are free to join us, and we have extra space!

Now, if anybody could tell me who this black pig is and how he got onto the S.S. Haruhi, that would be wonderful.

Oh! And please do not forget the Valentine Party coming up~!

Today, my good friends, I bring forth an announcement!

The Gods Extravaganza! A Valentine's Day Party!
Hosted by the Host Club at the S.S. Haruhi the Second

You have all been cordially invited to the Valentine's Day Party. We hope you will enjoy yourselves - and be wary of Cupid!

Of course, the Host Club will have a theme (Hunny-senpai, I already ordered your Cupid costume), but I was wondering if any of the non-members accompanying us on the ship would like to join us? There are many, many gods to go around!

That being said, I feel it is time for another one of these:

Anonymous confession meme!

I do believe the name is self-explanatory, though do feel free to not go anonymous if you do not wish to do so!

Tags: everybody can comment!, haruhi will be aphrodite, i am eros, it is the season of love, party, please be aware of twin-traps, tell me your secrets

Who: Tamaki (pirate_beau) and Sanji (serving_love)
What: BEACH OUTING! And having fun as brothers. And having meaningful talk about fruit and others.
When: A couple of days ago.
Why: BECAUSE THEY WON'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE T_T


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Who: Tamaki (pirate_beau) and Sanji (serving_love)
What: BEACH OUTING! And having fun as brothers. And having meaningful talk about fruit and others.
When: A couple of days ago.
Why: BECAUSE THEY WON'T SEE EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE T_T

Here!

Today, I shall bring forth one of the greatest inventions by the Japanese people. I am talking, of course, about the Kotatsu!!

KOTATSU

A kotatsu is a low, wooden table frame covered by a futon, or heavy blanket, upon which a table top sits. Underneath is a heat source, often built into the table itself.

It is a central part of Japanese culture, and must simply be tried by everybody at least once before they die. I, for one, have placed at least five around my humble abode!

Allow me to show you pictures:

( Comfortable, warm and traditional - A kotatsu for all of us! )

Aniki? Lovely ladies on the ship? Anybody?

Is there a reason for this bear-map?

I do believe this is not my room.

Why are there so many beds here?!

...Isn't this Aniki's ship?!!!

What: Kyouya being Mommy~ And Tamaki ALMOST getting something for it.
Who: Kyouya and Tamaki.
When: Night of the 29th.
Why: Because we love Maxine

( An lj cut looks fancy )

I must express my gratefulness towards Aniki's crew - we had a most wonderful time during Christmas. We hope the presents were to your liking, and that there will be many other opportunities to meet this way!

In any case, it seems there are so many people I do not know! I must fix this right away!

Question meme!

When you comment, I will ask you something. In return, you will answer and ask me something, and so forth. Feel free to comment to whoever you want!

I must apologize for my earlier behavior. I was not thinking of anything beyond revenge! It was terribly immature of me, and I ask for your forgiveness.

Yet, I feel I must announce something- I have found a way to obtain superpowers! Apparently, there is this fruit that will give you some when you eat it! We simply must obtain it. I have already thought of team names for all of the Host Club, and our group name is in progress.

Who is with me?